05/10/2024
Gadget, Leo, Madie, Russ, Gibbo and Vince with cameos from Aleasha, Random Chris, Pippa and Oban.
To be honest caving hasn’t really been on my bucket list. I had worked as an underground miner so time off in the sunshine appealed more than spending my time off in another hole in the ground.
Sure I’d done the touristy ones and crawled into some Glowworm caves but that’s different.
I’ve since moved to an above ground role but being a little on the portly side full on caving made me a bit nervous.
Anyhoo, I asked the crew, do you have any plans for the long weekend?
Wanna come caving at Wee Jasper, they replied
why the hell not. I thunked. Time to push my comfort zone a notch or two.
The hills around Wee Jasper are riddled with limestone caves. Some, such as Carey’s are paid tourist caves. Some are wild and technical. We were aiming for somewhere in the middle. Well explored holes requiring rope work for access and optional squeezey sections.
First stop was the Dip series.
At the car park we run into Chris who shall forever more be known as Random Chris. He is heading into the Gong Cave, which is connected to the Dip series but the connections are too tight for human passage.
We chat briefly and go our separate ways.
Dip is a series of 5 parallel caves with interconnecting passages. 1 and 2 are usually walk throughs but some low life dumped asbestos at the mouth of 1 so it’s temporarily barricaded up.
4 and 2 have openings to the sky so we set ropes in them.

I absolutely do not bow to peer pressure and we drop into 4

we work our way over to explore 5


There are all sorts of mnemonics to remember the difference between stalactites and stalagmites but the best one for me is to think of a ballerina dancing on a termite ridden stage.
When the mites go up the tights come down.
Anyhoo
Back to 4 and more exploring.

Then rather than abseil into 3 and be committed to whatever squeeze is required to get from there to 2 I opt to jug back out and Kylie joins me.

We meet the others a short time later as they ascend out of “the day light chamber” of 2
Of course they regale us with tales of magical chambers, wide, crystal filled passageways and a super easy ascent and sparkling unicorns farting fairy floss…
A quick bite to eat and we head into the Gong

I’d heard this one was a lot more straight forward with less crawling so I take the good camera hoping to get some pretty stuff. I did, but then somehow formatted the memory card 🤦♂️
The others go off exploring while I snap away.



we head for the camp showers which were gloriously hot and clean.
Luckily we run into Random Chris and enquire about the blood. Seems he cut his finger on a shard and hadn’t realised it was bleeding so bad.
Day 2 and we go looking for the Devils Punchbowl and find it just as Random Chris arrives.
You might as well share our ropes if you want. We offer.
He has done the cave before and tells us the must do chambers. And we sort of just absorb him into the group.
Looking back I’m not 100% sure it was consensual.

I’m a little more comfortable after yesterday’s introduction but still not overly keen on the tighter stuff.

There are passageways heading off everywhere
We get to a squeezey bit.
I baulk.
Common! It’s a short squeeze then it opens out and keeps going.
I suck in my gut, think thin thoughts and shimmy on through. It’s actually not too bad. If you are a bean pole.
Back into a passage of sensible dimensions I round a corner.
Manic laugher erupts. The crew is hiding with lights out. It’s a dead end but they knew I’d be able to do the crawl. it’s their way of safely encouraging me to push my limits. I laugh with them.
They are laughing with me not at me. Maybe.

We explore more passages. Squeeze through gaps and clamber up and down ropes.
We are in a side circuit that’s quiet pretty
Um this is a bit tight says Russ
Um is it Flynny size asks Madie
Sure says Leo.
Hmm says Vince. Not sure if forward or backwards is best.
This is awkward says Gibbo
Hmm there use to be a wider passage up there says Random Chris. I don’t remember this.
Seeing them squeeze into a narrow hole. I’m out of here says Flynny. And I back out like Iggy Pop out of a shirt.
Gadget accompanies me back the way we came and we meet the others back at the start of the circuit.



Some more bats. More exploring and we head back for fresh air.
And with that me and Gadget bid the others fair well. They were going to visit Signature cave in the afternoon but we decide to hit the road.
Another fantastic adventure and over due catchup with these awesome peeps.
Surround yourself with awesome people. Experience awesome things.






























