Danae Canyon and Thurat Spires

28/12/2021

Leo, Madie, Russ, Aimee and Meeeeeeeeeeee

Hey Flynny, want to do something tomorrow. The standard message from Madie

Sure.

Would you rather do K-Main or Danae or both?

Now some people may think she was joking but Leo and Madie had recently completed the 3 in a day, Danae, Kalang and Kanangra Main challenge in a tad over 13hrs car to car. She was serious

Now both canyons are awesome but I’d missed out on some great trips to Danae this year due to other commitments and I ain’t fit enough to do both in a day I so I’m pushing for Danae.

Cool. Leo wants to try the exit over the Spires…..

In the back of my head I recall horror stories of the Spires. Climbing up to abseil down to climb up some more. Getting benighted. destroying souls…

Will I get up the climbing? Ask I

It’s easier than Butterbox. Says Leo. It’s just a walk. (The things Leo says: 1a.)

Anyhoo it’s early but not stupid early when we hit the fire trail and trek in.

During their 3 in a day the Mad Ones had descended Danae in fairly high flow. As we crossed the upper reaches of first, Kanangra brook (Kalang) then Kanangra creek they remarked they were up considerably compared to then. Hmmm.

But Danae is hard to judge. Despite the Kalang and Kanangra crossings being up the top of Danae looked to be down a bit

Top shows the levels on our trip. Bottom a month ago on the 3 in a day trip ©Madie

And once in the slot it water levels were considerable lower than I had expected (Though still highish for me)

Leo dropping in to join Madie in the slot

Anchor bitches for ensuring safe pitches

Back not that long ago I hadn’t been all that interested in the Kanangra canyons. I’d done Dione Dell and Kalang (dry line) a few times but mainly because of the company. The trips themselves just seemed to be about abseiling beside waterfalls for the sake of abseiling beside waterfalls, which wasn’t a big appeal to me.

But then we did Danae. I’d been told Danae was a bit Blah in low water and a bit Waaa in high water. We got it pretty much perfect for our skill levels at the time and when we got to the waterfall abseil. I was like, Ok. Now I get it.

Looking back the water levels were quite tame, but our skill set has grown a lot since the days of us using double rope throw and go.

2018 seems like forever ago

Today it was a good level for fun with an experienced crew

Aimee about to get rinsed good
You swing behind the flow momentarily then halfway down you cop the lot
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Aims heading into the hole on the drop known as Danae Direct
Russ!
How’s the polish on that log
This is not a paid endorsement 🙂
me about to get smooshed

And then comes the boulder field

Field is misleading. It’s more a tumble. A steep tumble.

Last time I was here is was fairly dry and hot. In the cool with more water it was a lot more interesting. But I was having a bit of an off day. I just felt a bit unbalanced so I was slow(er than usual) and it and the creek walk below sapped a bit of energy

Looking down Pooken Hole from the top of the boulder Field
And at the end of the boulder field is this prime example of an anchor. Bolts are bad. 80yo pitons are Ok. MKay?

I was pretty glad to get to the junction with Kanangra creek and stop to stuff some food in

but then it was time to go up.

The start wasn’t too bad. No where near as steep and stabby and the standard exit
It got steeper and soon we were swimming through the veg. Still it wasn’t spikey like absolutely everything on the standard exit. And I had 4 people in front of me breaking a trail 🙂
and the views were magic

But still we go up. Still it gets steeper.

And every rock was loose under hand and under foot.

Hey Madie. Say I. I think we are even

What for? asks she

For whatever the fuck it was I did to you to make you hate me so much (Things Flynny says 1.0)

Now we may have taken bets on when Madie would cry but the harder it got the more she laughed at my suffering. that’ll learn me

Hey Leo are you sure it’s easier than Butterbox?

It’s nothing like Butterbox. You don’t need a rope (The things Leo says 1.b). It’s just a walk

It never really progressed from scrambling to rock climbing but it was exposed and everything was loose. Even the stuff that looked solid you couldn’t trust as it was liable to crumble. test every foot hold. Wiggle every hand hold

From the top of the lower Spire we descend down a bit to a narrow saddle/bridge to gain the upper Spire. I can’t say I wasn’t nervous getting to the saddle or crossing it

There a 400m drop to Kanangra creek on one side and 300m drop to Danae on the other
The “Narrow bit”
And the climb up to the upper spire was steeper

We get almost to the top of the second Spire and there is a small wall in front of us.

What do the track notes say?

If you get to a spot where you think you need to rope up you are off track, retreat and look for another way.

Well that’s as handy as a handful of dandruff to a bald man. There were spots where Id say a lot of parties would have liked to rope up already. We are on a narrow ridge, left looks shit. Right looks worse. There’s no other way.

This is the most fucked exit I’ve ever done. (Things Flynny says. 2.0)

Madie sends Leo down to check out a ledge to the right..

I like the look of the face. (Things Leo says 2a)

Leo ropes up and climbs the small nose. hey there is a pass on the left if I can get rid of this tree. He proceeds to jump on the fallen tree to dislodge it.

You still have me on belay yeah? (things Leo say 2b)

The pass proves to be another easy scramble.

This seems to be the theme of the Spires. You look up at an imposing face and just around the corner sometimes left, but mostly right is a much easier scramble

Now we are on top of the Second Spire and we are looking at a deep saddle and the imposing face of Spire Head. 3 Abseils are needed to get down to the saddle.

and then it’s up again.

The view form on top of Spire head is amazeballs. That’s Kalang Falls pumping with the Walls stretching out to the left. Further left out of shot is views over the dam and the Blue breaks

From there it’s a fairly easy walk with Madie leading the way up over Big Misty and out to the car

13.5 hrs car to car at a fairly steady pace.

As I said before I had been a bit off (too much Xmas cheer or sumfink) so it was a big day for me. But an awesome day none-the-less, spent with amazing people.

Now lets never ever mention exiting by the Spires ever again (Things Flynny says 3.0)

TBH the views were amazing and the climb up, while long and expose in spots wasn’t too difficult so I probably would do it again. Just not tomorrow. Or even next week. but maybe one day…

I didn’t tell you it would be easy. Only it would be worth it. Anon

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Claustral Calling

Ed, Ethan, Russ, Tash, and Meeeee but not Adrian (Cameos by Stu, Lindsey and the MadOne.)

19/12/2021

Adrian wants to do Claustral. Anyone available?

Fugg yeah!!! Said everyone except Adrian who had some last minute family stuff pop up….

Anyhoo

The rest of us set off at the crack of 8am. There was already a couple of groups in front of us but we’re just cruising so no wukkas

The new track work on the entry is excellently done and much needed to prevent erosion but personally I hate stairs, up or down they cane my knees… I’m happier on a scree slope. By the time we get to the bottom of the gully my legs were feeling a bit worse for wear. Not a good sign considering the relatively easy walk…

But we head down to the first climb down and suit up while the other groups make their way down, some abseil off newish looking rap rings.

Tash and Ethan opt to abseil it too which is ok by me.

We get to the main abseils just as the two guys in front of us wait for the last of the group in front of them to finish the first one.

As odd as this sounds this is the first time I’ve ever had to line up for the Blackhole. I can’t remember ever seeing too many other people in Claustral when I have been in there…. But, again we aren’t in a hurry and it’s not a bad spot to hang about

The (not so) Black Hole of Calcutta
Come on down

I join the guys in front waiting for the second abseil

He is part Viking, part Care Bear and all awesome. He is FoeShamBo
Tash having a dunk on the way to the Key Hole

So as we set up for the key hole I tell Tash, who hasn’t been here before, that it’s worth heading down first or second as it’s amazingly dark and makes for good photos and videos.

So I’m not sure if it’s just the time of the day but it turns out its the brightest I’ve ever seen it in there….

©Russ
©Russ
It’s Still nice ©Ed
©Tash or Ed. IDK
This chamber is normally very dark
Which makes emerging into the green room just that little bit more spectacular. But not complaining
And then we continue down the amazing slot.

We are too early for sunbeams but the soft light on a misty morning is special in it’s own way

And bright packs add to the image.
The Birth canal
A side trip up Thunder Canyon is well worth the slight extra effort and time

Back down to the junction and from here down it’s technically Thunder Gorge and it opens out a little before closing in for the tunnel swim

We jump the first down climb then opt to abseil the second

We get to the end and it’s barely midday. I’m looking forward to lunch but not the hot walk out…

But things were going to go a bit awry.

A slight mishap

A mistimed jump into the last pool and Tash comes up with with a moan.

Help!

Ethan and Russ dive in and bring her across.

She has jarred her back. Bad

We get her out of the water and onto what forever more will be named Tash’s Rock of Shame after Stu the Paramedic (actual name) coined it so.

Sure some people would like it to be call Rest Rock or Sandstone Slumber or Back support Boulder or even Dicky Deckchair but they are never going to stick

But we get ahead of our self

We get her onto Tash’s Rock of Shame and try to make her slightly less uncomfortable.

What’s your pain level?

2, if I don’t move. Says Tash

2? Says Ed. I’m a bloody 2.

1 is good. 10 is bad

Tash moans, Oh it’s 8 if I try to move.

We give her some pills to pop. They do 4/5th of freak all. She aint walking out today.

We agree to push the big red button. Which on the Inreach(TM) is actually small and grey, probably

Ethan and Russ take the inreach and head up to call the Calvary

Ed and myself go about trying to make Tash as comfortable as possible. She keeps ever so slowly slipping down the rock. We slowly drag her back up… it passes the time.

Cash Money. Anything for the Gram
If you still carry around those little “space blankets” do yourself a favour and grab one of these as well. Well worth the extra coin

Hopefully Damo Approves of the burrito wrap

Time passes.

A few groups come passed and all offer help, food and water. But we reassure them we have it under control

We amuse our patient by regaling her with the tale of the Kanangra Rescue we got caught up in.

Not long after we finish that tale another group come swimming down the canyon.

Hey, calls one of them, I recognise you. You guys rescued me at Kanangra

No fucking way.
It’s Timmy!

I’d never seen him before the Kanangra Incident. I’ve not seen him since.

You can’t make this shit up

But after a chat they head off too

I’m expecting the ground crew at any minute. I’m being outwardly positive but in my head I’m looking at the wind in the trees up above us and thinking the Chopper wont deploy, we are over-nighting.

Nek-minnit

Hey Flynnsticles! I have Chippies.

WTF! it’s the Mad One

What the hell are you doing here. I can’t help but smile

I heard you were in the shit and came to save you. Again. With snacks

She had got the message from Russ, met our wives at Mt Tomah and put them at ease. Then ran in with supplies to help us out. She is kinda Golden

Russ had returned with her. Ethan continued up

Ground crew was marshalling up top they say.

And then. The Chopper circles over

Woohoo.

Now over the last few years I’ve been lucky enough to be part of some charity work for the Westpac Rescue service up north (PS I’m doing it again) and have been privileged to get to speak to some of the air crews and engineers and ask them all sort of silly questions so I know the Toll guys are up there scoping the scene and risk assessing the drop zone and I am 100% confident they wont deploy.

The Chopper comes lower.

No Way.

And Lower

For some perspective, the cliffs you can see rise about 40m above us. From the tops we can see the gorge widens out a little but then there is about another 100m of cliff above them. Those cliffs in turn are tucked deep in a steep ravine.

If you were up top the helicopter would be out of sight, 150m below you.

tucked down in this fold in the earth

And still they come lower.

And down comes Stu the Paramedic (actual name). I do a quick hand over. He assesses the situation.

So if we lift her out do the rest of you need assistance to get out?

No we are good to walk.

What if it gets dark?

There’s plenty of light and we have head torches just in case

Good stuff. Now let’s get this girl some pan relief and get her off her Rock of Shame.

He radios up and goes about trying to jab the spikey thing into the blood carrying things. While he fills Tash will holes trying to find a vein the chopper comes back and drops Lindsey the Other Paramedic (not actual name)

The pin pricking does no good. She has been lying in the cold for a few hours so her veins arn’t exactly pumping. The friendly banter with Stu the Paramedic (actual name) reaches a crescendo when Mads asks if she can have a go at getting the needle in…. I’m pretty sure he couldn’t work out is she was serious or not

She was serious.

But

We are going to have to air lift her, Says Lindsey the other Paramedic (not actual name) But I’m worried about the stretcher on those trees

It’s a bit more open just down there, says I.

They send Russ down for a look.

I’m sure its a bit more open down there, says Ed.

Russ comes back. It’s a bit more open down there. Says he

Stu the Paramedic (actual name) and Lindsey the other Paramedic (not actual name) consult, go through scenarios and assess things again. We are going to have to move her, say they. It’s a bit more open down there

It wasn’t that much more open but it worked.

Let me say this. When the excrement hits the rotating cooling device in the mountains The Toll Rescue Helicopter crews are the best in the business

We split Lindsey the other Paramedic’s (not actual name) gear between us and suggest while waiting for the chopper to return we could get him up to a more open spot for a pick up. Just as we head up the exit the wirlybird comes back…..

it’s just after 7pm as we reach the cars. Mandy is waiting for us with extra food. it was most welcome

The rescue crews have packed up and left. They had started walking in but got the coms from the air crew that things were under control.

Massive thanks to all the crews who responded and massive shout out to the chopper pilot. I honestly had myself psyked up for an over night stay.

And once again to the cool, level heads of my crew. no panic, no bullshit everyone knew what needed to be done communicated well and just got on with it.

PS Tash is back on her feet a bit stiff and sore but recovering, and hopefully planning her next outing.

Stay Excellent

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